{"id":1075,"date":"2008-10-02T18:44:40","date_gmt":"2008-10-03T00:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2008-10-02T18:44:40","modified_gmt":"2008-10-03T00:44:40","slug":"its-not-really-against-the-law-is-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=1075","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s not really against the law, is it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I went to go and pick up the last of the Happenings Books that Cole&#8217;s been selling for his marching band trip.  I had called the lady and gotten her address, and went out to find it.<br \/>\n&#8220;10684.  There it is.&#8221;  I pulled up to the house, but didn&#8217;t see any books left on the porch.  She had told me she wouldn&#8217;t be there, but would leave them on the porch.  <\/p>\n<p>Well, there was a note on the door, so I went up to see what it said.  Hmmm.  The note wasn&#8217;t to me, but it said to &#8216;leave the papers inside&#8217;.  Or something like that.  What to do, what to do?  I rang the doorbell, just to see if maybe SOMEONE was home.  I waited for a minute, and there was no answer.  Hmmm, I thought, if there&#8217;s a note on the door, maybe the door&#8217;s open.  Maybe the books are just inside the door.  I turned the knob, opened the door a little bit, and saw no books.  Maybe I&#8217;ll leave a note or something to say that I was here.  I&#8217;ll just peek around the door a tiny bit.  No books. This looks kind of like a grandma house.  Not what I&#8217;d expect to see from what I knew about this lady.  What I did see, however, were some family pictures on the wall, and not one of them looked like the family I knew.  <\/p>\n<p>I quickly shut the door and realized that I might just not be at the right house.  <\/p>\n<p>Panicked, I hurry back to the car.  It&#8217;s not really breaking and entering because I didn&#8217;t break in.  The door was unlocked.  And I didn&#8217;t really enter, either.  I just looked in.  So, it would be more like opening and peeking.  I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s really against the law, is it?  Get me out of here.<\/p>\n<p>Back in the car, I looked at my notes.  More carefully this time.  Oh.  It&#8217;s 106<strong>48<\/strong>, not 106<strong>84<\/strong>.  This is the problem you get when your house numbers are 5 or 6 digits long.  It&#8217;s just too hard to keep track of all those numbers.  I drove south and there, about 3 houses away, was the house I was looking for.  10648.  And what do you know?  Out on the porch was a bag full of Happenings Books just for me.  I hopped out of the car, grabbed the books and fled the scene.  I&#8217;m glad that<br \/>\na-nobody was home at the first house<br \/>\nb-I didn&#8217;t leave a note<br \/>\nc-nobody saw me.  At least I HOPE nobody saw me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I went to go and pick up the last of the Happenings Books that Cole&#8217;s been selling for his marching band trip. I had called the lady and gotten her address, and went out to find it. &#8220;10684. There it is.&#8221; I pulled up to the house, but didn&#8217;t see any books left on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1083,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions\/1083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}