{"id":1325,"date":"2008-12-19T15:40:01","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T21:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=1325"},"modified":"2008-12-19T15:40:01","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T21:40:01","slug":"deep-thoughts-from-the-5-year-old-set","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=1325","title":{"rendered":"Deep thoughts from the 5 year old set"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was driving the boys to their preschool &#8220;Polar Express Party&#8221; today, the running conversation went something like this:<\/p>\n<p>You might slip and fall on your butt.<br \/>\nThat is a BAD word!  You shouldn&#8217;t say bad words.<br \/>\nYeah, like swearing.<br \/>\nOr like saying &#8220;I&#8217;m going to beat you up.&#8221;<br \/>\nJesus doesn&#8217;t like it if you swear.  If you swear then you are going to die and go to Satan, not to Jesus.<br \/>\nYeah, and then you&#8217;ll come back alive in like 8 days.<br \/>\nOr 3 days.<br \/>\nOr maybe you&#8217;ll be dead a long time.  Like 800 years, until Jesus comes back again.<br \/>\nAnd we don&#8217;t know how long that is going to be, until Jesus comes back.<\/p>\n<p>About this time we drove by something that was more interesting than their discussion on Jesus and his impending resurrection, like a big truck, and the subject was changed.  It&#8217;s so much fun to listen to these boys and their conversations, especially when they don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m listening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was driving the boys to their preschool &#8220;Polar Express Party&#8221; today, the running conversation went something like this: You might slip and fall on your butt. That is a BAD word! You shouldn&#8217;t say bad words. Yeah, like swearing. Or like saying &#8220;I&#8217;m going to beat you up.&#8221; Jesus doesn&#8217;t like it if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1325"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1326,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions\/1326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}