{"id":1363,"date":"2008-12-27T13:33:47","date_gmt":"2008-12-27T19:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=1363"},"modified":"2008-12-27T13:33:47","modified_gmt":"2008-12-27T19:33:47","slug":"sadly-there-was-a-casualty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=1363","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Sadly, there was a casualty.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For Christmas, Ryan and I got some speakers.  Woo-Hoo!  Yes, we live on the edge, don&#8217;t we?  Well, yesterday, Ryan was installing said speakers in our bedroom and in our bathroom!  Speakers in our bathroom, people!  Now I can listen to music AS I SHOWER!  I&#8217;m a little bit excited about that one, can you tell?  And I can listen for radio contests even while I use the bathroom, now!  I&#8217;ll just have to take a phone in with me, of course.  <\/p>\n<p>Well, as he was telling me about the speaker install, he mentioned, &#8220;Sadly, there was a casualty.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What?  What are you talking about?&#8221;  I said, a bit confused.<br \/>\n&#8220;As I was vacuuming up the insulation mess, I inadvertently vacuumed up a lipstick.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Which lipstick?  Was it the brand new one I just got for Christmas?&#8221; a little bit of panic may have crept into my voice about then.<br \/>\n&#8220;I do not know which lipstick it was, but I&#8217;m sure it was your favorite one, the one you searched months for, and that they&#8217;ve discontinued and you will never have again.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Let me just check.&#8221; I said, figuring that a lost lipstick, even if it was the brand new one, was a pretty small price to pay for cool speakers in the bathroom.<br \/>\n&#8220;And you&#8217;ll Never Have that RECIPE AGAIN&#8230;&#8221;  and that&#8217;s when Ryan launched into a lovely version of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/MacArthur_Park_(song)\">MacArthur Park<\/a>, which seriously has got to be the dumbest song ever.  Someone left the cake out in the rain?  Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For Christmas, Ryan and I got some speakers. Woo-Hoo! Yes, we live on the edge, don&#8217;t we? Well, yesterday, Ryan was installing said speakers in our bedroom and in our bathroom! Speakers in our bathroom, people! Now I can listen to music AS I SHOWER! I&#8217;m a little bit excited about that one, can you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1363"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1363"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1366,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1363\/revisions\/1366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}