{"id":161,"date":"2006-02-01T17:42:56","date_gmt":"2006-02-01T23:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2006\/02\/01\/socks\/"},"modified":"2006-02-01T17:42:56","modified_gmt":"2006-02-01T23:42:56","slug":"socks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=161","title":{"rendered":"Socks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the deal with socks?  I know we have enough socks around here, in fact I usually buy one or two packages (6-12) of socks each year for each person.  So, if we do the math, that would mean that each person has at least 12 socks that are in working condition.  Times 7 people, that would be 84 pairs of socks, or 168 socks&#8211;minumum.  So, why is it that at least once a day I hear someone say &#8220;I can&#8217;t find any socks&#8221;?  Does their slacker mother never do any laundry?  I wish.  I even swoop around the house &#8220;tidying up&#8221;, as they call it in the Velvateen Rabbit, and collect all the socks left in the mudroom, family room, living room, kitchen, or wherever the heck they leave them.<\/p>\n<p>Can someone please explain it to me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the deal with socks? I know we have enough socks around here, in fact I usually buy one or two packages (6-12) of socks each year for each person. So, if we do the math, that would mean that each person has at least 12 socks that are in working condition. Times 7 people, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}