It’s 7 o’clock on a Saturday
\nThe regular guy shuffles in
\nThere’s a young man who crawls up next to me
\nWho pulls my hair and kicks me in the shin<\/p>\n
He says, Mom, can you make me some breakfast
\nI’m not really sure what to say,
\nBut it’s toast and peanut butter and a glass of milk
\nand you make it for me every day.<\/p>\n
La la la, de de da
\nLa la, de de da da da<\/p>\n
Chorus:
\nMake me some toast, you’re the toast mom
\nMake me some toast right now
\nWell, I’m in the mood for some breakfast
\nIf you don’t, I’ll act like a cow.<\/p>\n
It’s not quite Billy Joel, but what do you expect for 7:00 on a Saturday morning?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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