{"id":1727,"date":"2009-03-15T14:16:07","date_gmt":"2009-03-15T20:16:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=1727"},"modified":"2009-03-15T14:16:07","modified_gmt":"2009-03-15T20:16:07","slug":"things-i-learned-from-watching-the-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=1727","title":{"rendered":"Things I learned from watching the Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things I learned from watching &#8220;The Office&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A great knock knock joke!<br \/>\nKnock, knock<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s there?<br \/>\nKGB?<br \/>\nKGB Who?<br \/>\n(slap to the face) (In a german accent) WE Will ask the qwestions!<\/p>\n<p>Michael:  Hey!  Hey! You Idiot!<\/p>\n<p>Darrel:  Start over.<\/p>\n<p>**I can use this approach with my kids, right?  Anytime they start out a sentence with whining or mean words, I&#8217;ll just throw them a &#8220;Start over.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I learned a new word.  &#8220;Profiligate&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And I learned a great reason to keep a diary.  &#8220;To keep secrets from my computer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And sometimes you should just take credit for you own ideas.  Even if they might get you into trouble.  Golden ticket, anyone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I learned from watching &#8220;The Office&#8221; A great knock knock joke! Knock, knock Who&#8217;s there? KGB? KGB Who? (slap to the face) (In a german accent) WE Will ask the qwestions! Michael: Hey! Hey! You Idiot! Darrel: Start over. **I can use this approach with my kids, right? Anytime they start out a sentence [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1727"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1730,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions\/1730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}