{"id":1844,"date":"2009-04-02T09:46:24","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T15:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=1844"},"modified":"2009-04-02T09:46:24","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T15:46:24","slug":"sometimes-weve-got-a-little-too-much-technology-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=1844","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes we&#8217;ve got a little too much technology here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning the treadmill was so exquisitely boring, I could only handle 1\/2 a mile.  Then I had the great idea to do my new workout video, Jillian Michaels&#8217; 30 day shred.  I mean, she scares me on Biggest Loser, so I thought maybe she&#8217;d bully me into a few more crunches and stuff.<br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/51QlqI3yaOL._SL500_AA240_.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I knew the DVD player up in my bedroom worked, since the kids all piled into my bed last Saturday to watch a movie while Cole was having his &#8220;teenagers only&#8221; party in the family room.  So, I went upstairs to pop in my new video.  I managed to switch inputs and hear Jillian&#8217;s motivational introduction, but then it dumped me into a menu and I had to <em>select<\/em> my workout of choice.  Hmmm.  Let&#8217;s see.  When I push this &#8220;down&#8221; button, I&#8217;m back on tv.  If I try this button, it does nothing.  This button?  Nope.  There is no way to navigate on the actual DVD player?  What if I don&#8217;t have the specific remote needed for this DVD player?  Let&#8217;s see, I&#8217;ve got about three remotes here in my room, let me see if ANY of them will solve my problem.  Nope.  Lights?  I don&#8217;t think so.  Radio?  Not this time.  Huh.  <\/p>\n<p>Thus ended my workout for the day.<\/p>\n<p>My husband has got so many gadgets and remotes and everything is so &#8220;automated&#8221; that a simpleton like myself can&#8217;t figure it out.  I think he does this to keep me dependent upon him, right?<\/p>\n<p>Having said that, Techno Husband just sent me a link to a really funny article about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/blogs\/monkeysee\/2009\/04\/ten_surprisingly_common_causes.html\">Ten Surprisingly Common Causes Of Death In TV Hospitals.<\/a>  In honor of ER&#8217;s final episode tonight and all.  He&#8217;s funny, that one.  But I am thankful for Techno Husband and all that.  If I didn&#8217;t have him, I would have to record tonight&#8217;s 3 hour ER extravaganza on an old VCR, since I won&#8217;t be home to see it.  I mean, who remembers how to program a VCR anymore?  <\/p>\n<p>Tonight we have our first activity as a new RS presidency, our Relief Society Birthday dinner.  Eek.  I&#8217;ve put in the time, and I hope I&#8217;m organized enough so that things will go smoothly tonight.  And hopefully it will be fun for everyone who comes.  I hope people come.  Ugh.<\/p>\n<p>If I didn&#8217;t have that party that we&#8217;re in charge of, I would be going to the viewing for a high school friend who died way too soon in a tragic auto accident this week.  He was a good man with a heart of pure gold.  He was one of the kindest people I know, and even though I haven&#8217;t seen him in many years, I still feel a great loss at his death.  He leaves behind a wonderful wife (also a friend from high school) and 6 children.  His obituary is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.legacy.com\/saltlaketribune\/Obituaries.asp?Page=LifeStory&#038;PersonID=125641938\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m reminded today about how important it is to live every day, and cherish those that you love.  <\/p>\n<p>Wow.  That was a terribly mottled mix of a blog post.  Oh, well, I don&#8217;t have time to rewrite and edit it all, because I get to take my 8 year old daughter to the dentist and see if they can repair her molar that has a chunk missing.  <\/p>\n<p>How&#8217;s that for more randomness? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning the treadmill was so exquisitely boring, I could only handle 1\/2 a mile. Then I had the great idea to do my new workout video, Jillian Michaels&#8217; 30 day shred. I mean, she scares me on Biggest Loser, so I thought maybe she&#8217;d bully me into a few more crunches and stuff. 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