{"id":193,"date":"2006-03-07T10:00:01","date_gmt":"2006-03-07T16:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=193"},"modified":"2006-03-07T10:06:04","modified_gmt":"2006-03-07T16:06:04","slug":"what-the-heck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"What the heck?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For you knitters out there, take note, and please don&#8217;t knit your kids anything like <a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/4238\/1041\/1600\/toiletrug.jpg\">this<\/a>,  the comments about it were &#8220;a toilet rug with ribbon&#8221;, and I have to agree.<\/p>\n<p>My friend, Robin asked me to come up with some kind of poem for the Relief Society Birthday party for her, and being the good friend that I am, I did.  Mind you, it&#8217;s not my best work, just off the top of my head, but until I come up with something better, I&#8217;ll share it with you.<\/p>\n<p>Sing this to the tune of &#8220;close to you&#8221; by the Carpenters (you know it, just think it through a little bit):<\/p>\n<p>Why do casseroles suddenly apear<br \/>\nEvery time we are near?\t<\/p>\n<p>Just like me<br \/>\nThey want to be<br \/>\nIn Relief Society<\/p>\n<p>Why does service happen every day<br \/>\nEven though we get no pay?<\/p>\n<p>Just like me<br \/>\nThey want to be<br \/>\nIn Relief Society<\/p>\n<p>On the day that it was formed the angels got together<br \/>\nAnd told Joseph Smith exactly what to do<br \/>\nSo he organized the sisters and told them charity never faileth<br \/>\nDo be do<\/p>\n<p>That is why<br \/>\nAll the sisters now<br \/>\nHave sweet spirits<br \/>\nAnd are worth 8 cows<\/p>\n<p>Just like me<br \/>\nThey want to be<br \/>\nIn Relief Society<\/p>\n<p>Wha-ooh-ooh- ooh ooh<br \/>\nRelief Society<\/p>\n<p>What-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh<br \/>\nRelief Society<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For you knitters out there, take note, and please don&#8217;t knit your kids anything like this, the comments about it were &#8220;a toilet rug with ribbon&#8221;, and I have to agree. My friend, Robin asked me to come up with some kind of poem for the Relief Society Birthday party for her, and being the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}