I’m feeling a bit under the weather today. I’ve got a cold, sinus pressure and I’ve had diarhea most of the day. So, to avoid thinking, I found someone else’s funny stuff to copy for today. I hope you enjoy a laugh (I especially enjoyed #3 and #4).<\/p>\n
I love animals, they taste great.<\/p>\n
EARTH FIRST! We’ll stripmine the other planets later.<\/p>\n
“Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.”<\/p>\n
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.<\/p>\n
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.<\/p>\n
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.<\/p>\n
He who laughs last thinks slowest!<\/p>\n
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.<\/p>\n
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.<\/p>\n
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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