{"id":20,"date":"2005-06-22T20:28:19","date_gmt":"2005-06-23T02:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=20"},"modified":"2005-06-23T09:35:25","modified_gmt":"2005-06-23T15:35:25","slug":"if-i-had-a-new-shed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"If I had a new shed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my entry in a contest for an A Shed.  I haven&#8217;t heard that I&#8217;ve won yet, but I haven&#8217;t given up hope just yet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If I had a new shed&#8221;<br \/>\n(to the tune of &#8220;If I were a rich man&#8221; from Fiddler on the Roof)<\/p>\n<p>If I had a new shed,<br \/>\nYa ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.<br \/>\nAll day long I&#8217;d clean out my garage.<br \/>\nIf I had a new A shed.<br \/>\nI wouldn&#8217;t have to work hard.<br \/>\nYa ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.<br \/>\nIf I had a lovely new A shed,<br \/>\nYidle-diddle-didle-didle shed.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d clean out all the clutter and trash and I&#8217;d know,<br \/>\nWhere all of the yard tools were.<br \/>\nA fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.<br \/>\nThere would be one long shelf just for my garden stuff<br \/>\nAnd one for my husbands tools,<br \/>\nAnd one more for my kids&#8217; stuff, just for show.<\/p>\n<p>So please have pity on us poor clutter bugs who can&#8217;t seem<br \/>\nto organize their junk,<br \/>\nand lawnmower, snowblowers, garden tools and kids bikes,<br \/>\nScooters and strollers and stuff<br \/>\nWill all fit nicely in our lovely shed!<\/p>\n<p>If I had a new shed,<br \/>\nYa ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.<br \/>\nAll day long I&#8217;d biddy biddy bum.<br \/>\nIf I had a new A shed.<br \/>\nI wouldn&#8217;t have to work hard.<br \/>\nYa ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.<br \/>\nIf I had a lovely new A shed,<br \/>\nYidle-diddle-didle-didle shed.<\/p>\n<p>(end of song)<\/p>\n<p>And here are the pictures to prove what a mess our garage is and how much we really really could use a new shed:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7300\">http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7300<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7301\">http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7301<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7302\">http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7302<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7303\">http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7303<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7304\">http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7304<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7306\">http:\/\/www.ericksonfamily.com\/gallery\/2005-06-02\/img_7306<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my entry in a contest for an A Shed. I haven&#8217;t heard that I&#8217;ve won yet, but I haven&#8217;t given up hope just yet. &#8220;If I had a new shed&#8221; (to the tune of &#8220;If I were a rich man&#8221; from Fiddler on the Roof) If I had a new shed, Ya ha deedle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}