{"id":2091,"date":"2009-06-04T09:47:05","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T15:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=2091"},"modified":"2009-06-04T09:47:05","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T15:47:05","slug":"theres-target-in-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=2091","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s Target in Heaven?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"512\" height=\"296\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/embed\/tJW8NOI1Z67evJTJN32pGg\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/embed\/tJW8NOI1Z67evJTJN32pGg\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowFullScreen=\"true\"  width=\"512\" height=\"296\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and in other great news from my house, I served my friends moldy muffins for our Relief Society meeting. Because I&#8217;m such a great cook and all.  Yeah, I&#8217;ve got skillz.  Some of the muffins didn&#8217;t get all the way cooked, and then when they sat around in the tupperware, the moisture in the muffins just went to work.  So, I served them some muffins.  I wondered why they were just picking at them, and not eating the whole thing.  I didn&#8217;t eat one myself, because I&#8217;d just had one (mine was cooked).  When I was cleaning up, I looked closely, and it looked like there was some blue in there.  I&#8217;d seen enough.  Into the trash went every last muffin.  I was so embarrassed, I hurried and sent off apology emails to the ladies who I had tried to poison.  I thought about calling, but was just too embarrassed.  I did get one response that &#8220;they weren&#8217;t moldy, just not cooked all the way through&#8221;.  Thanks, but I think she was just being nice.<\/p>\n<p>So, what awaits us today?  Maybe we&#8217;ll go to Target.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, and in other great news from my house, I served my friends moldy muffins for our Relief Society meeting. Because I&#8217;m such a great cook and all. Yeah, I&#8217;ve got skillz. Some of the muffins didn&#8217;t get all the way cooked, and then when they sat around in the tupperware, the moisture in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2091"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2112,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091\/revisions\/2112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}