{"id":211,"date":"2006-03-27T08:58:42","date_gmt":"2006-03-27T14:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2006\/03\/27\/on-library-fines\/"},"modified":"2006-03-27T08:58:42","modified_gmt":"2006-03-27T14:58:42","slug":"on-library-fines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=211","title":{"rendered":"On library fines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s nothing more frustrating than losing a library book&#8211;OK, there are a few things more frustrating, like whining kids, cancer, world huger, and that sort of thing, I&#8217;ll admit.  But I&#8217;ve had this lost library book thing looming over my head for a month now.  And it&#8217;s ok if it&#8217;s my own library book, but when a friend checked it out for me, and I&#8217;ll be racking up fines on HER library account does not sit well with me.  I&#8217;ve combed the house and looked under all the seats in the car, asked the kids repeatedly if they&#8217;ve seen my book, and still not found it.  So, last night, Ryan looks under the bed, reaches down, and pulls out&#8211;the missing book!  How is that possible?  Of course I looked under the bed, do you think I&#8217;m stupid?  It was one of the first places I looked!  Well, whatever.  I&#8217;m just very pleased that the book was found, and now we can return it  and get the lost library book Karma out of our house!  <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Melinda,  I&#8217;m good for the fine money&#8211;really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s nothing more frustrating than losing a library book&#8211;OK, there are a few things more frustrating, like whining kids, cancer, world huger, and that sort of thing, I&#8217;ll admit. But I&#8217;ve had this lost library book thing looming over my head for a month now. And it&#8217;s ok if it&#8217;s my own library book, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}