{"id":2657,"date":"2009-11-16T08:33:09","date_gmt":"2009-11-16T14:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=2657"},"modified":"2009-11-16T08:33:09","modified_gmt":"2009-11-16T14:33:09","slug":"oh-hair-why-dost-thou-tease-me-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=2657","title":{"rendered":"Oh hair, why dost thou tease me like this?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t you just hate it when you&#8217;re getting ready to go to bed, and your hair looks FABULOUS?  What&#8217;s up with that, hair?  I mean, how many people have I seen today, and the hair wasn&#8217;t looking quite right, and NOW?  NOW is the time you choose to look smashing?  There&#8217;s something wrong with that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t you just hate it when you&#8217;re getting ready to go to bed, and your hair looks FABULOUS? What&#8217;s up with that, hair? I mean, how many people have I seen today, and the hair wasn&#8217;t looking quite right, and NOW? NOW is the time you choose to look smashing? There&#8217;s something wrong with that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2657"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2657"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2659,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2657\/revisions\/2659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}