{"id":2761,"date":"2009-12-14T08:44:04","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T14:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=2761"},"modified":"2009-12-14T08:44:04","modified_gmt":"2009-12-14T14:44:04","slug":"yes-the-human","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=2761","title":{"rendered":"Yes, the human."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My 6 year old was looking around the office at some of the gifts I have laying around waiting to be wrapped (not for him, but for cousins, friends and people that don&#8217;t live in this house).  Whose *** is that?  (I won&#8217;t say the specific gift because I&#8217;d hate to ruin the surprise)<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s for Rachel,&#8221; I said.<br \/>\n&#8220;The human?&#8221; he said.<br \/>\nI looked puzzled for a minute, wondering what in the world he was talking about.  Of course it&#8217;s for a human.  OH, I see, the HUMAN Rachel, a cousin, as opposed to the TURTLE named Rachel that lives upstairs in Cole&#8217;s room.  &#8220;Yes, John, the human.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 6 year old was looking around the office at some of the gifts I have laying around waiting to be wrapped (not for him, but for cousins, friends and people that don&#8217;t live in this house). Whose *** is that? (I won&#8217;t say the specific gift because I&#8217;d hate to ruin the surprise) &#8220;That&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2762,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2761\/revisions\/2762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}