{"id":316,"date":"2006-08-22T14:04:38","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T20:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2006\/08\/22\/i-drive-a-green-van-right\/"},"modified":"2006-08-22T14:04:38","modified_gmt":"2006-08-22T20:04:38","slug":"i-drive-a-green-van-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=316","title":{"rendered":"I drive a green van, right?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning after yoga (speaking of yoga, it&#8217;s probably the last time I&#8217;ll get to go now that school is starting.  Sniff.), I unlocked my car with the little clicker on the key chain, and climbed in.  On the floor were some sunglasses that I didn&#8217;t recognize, but I figured Ryan must have left his in the van, and they had been hiding under the yoga mat.  I closed the door and it made a weird double click, like it wasn&#8217;t closing all the way.  Oh NO,  I thought.  Not something else going wrong with this vehicle.  I&#8217;m already frustrated because it has some kind of muffler problem and I sound like I&#8217;m driving a hot rod.  Ugh.  I opened the door and closed it again another time, but it still made the weird noise.<\/p>\n<p>A lady from yoga comes up to my car and says, &#8220;I think we switched cars.&#8221;  What in the world?  Oh. my. gosh.  This isn&#8217;t my car!  Come to think of it, it is a little bit cleaner than my van, and where&#8217;s the garbage can that I always keep in the front of the van?  It&#8217;s not my car!  I&#8217;m so embarrassed as I slink out of <em>her<\/em> green caravan and get into my own.  &#8220;I&#8217;m so sorry!&#8221; I say lamely.  &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;ve done this before&#8221;, she says.  I don&#8217;t know if she got into my van or not, but I&#8217;m just mortified. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, no!  These aren&#8217;t my sunglasses, so I have to step out of my own van and go to hers again (we parked right next to each other), and hand back the sunglasses that I just about drove away with.  <\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s a good thing that I won&#8217;t be able to attend that yoga class anymore.  I&#8217;m too embarrassed to face this unknown woman and her green caravan again.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, go ahead and laugh.  Someone should get a good laugh out of my stupidity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning after yoga (speaking of yoga, it&#8217;s probably the last time I&#8217;ll get to go now that school is starting. Sniff.), I unlocked my car with the little clicker on the key chain, and climbed in. On the floor were some sunglasses that I didn&#8217;t recognize, but I figured Ryan must have left his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}