I have never…broken a bone in my body.
\nI have never smoked a cigarette.
\nI have never had a bloody nose.
\nI have never been to Oregon.
\nI have never rollerbladed (what a chicken, I know.)
\nI have never had surgury (in fact, I’ve only stayed in the hospital for childbirth.)
\nI have never drank beer (unless you count apple beer.)
\nI have never had a turtle for a pet, although we may soon get one if my son gets his wish.
\nI have never been to Alaska.
\nI have never had wild unprotected sex with anyone other than my husband.
\nI have never been scuba diving, sky diving or practically any other kind of diving.
\nI have never worn acrylic nails.
\nI have never gotten a tatoo.
\nI have never had tequilla.
\nI have never sung the national anthem solo at a baseball game.
\nI have never run out of gas.
\nI have never pulled out any of my kids’ teeth.
\nI have never taken a drain apart.
\nI have never used a chainsaw.
\nI have never been a circus clown (or circus perfomer of any type).
\nI have never (and hopefully never will) put contacts into my eyes.
\nI have never eaten squid.
\nI have never been to Japan.
\nI have never met Donny Osmond.
\nI have never been in the Relief Society Presidency or the Primary Presidency(knock on wood.)<\/p>\n
Pretty boring, aren’t I?<\/p>\n
I was going to stop there, but then I figured I should throw in some things that I HAVE done, so as not to look like such a boring person who never does anything. So, here are some things I have done that may (or may not–probably not) surprise you: Yes, it’s quite an exhaustive list. If you know of other things I have or have not done (my memory’s not what it once was, you know), go ahead and add them. And what have you done or not done that’s unique?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I have never…broken a bone in my body. I have never smoked a cigarette. I have never had a bloody nose. I have never been to Oregon. I have never rollerbladed (what a chicken, I know.) I have never had surgury (in fact, I’ve only stayed in the hospital for childbirth.) I have never drank […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nI have had 5 children.
\nI have had at least one child in diapers for the past 12 1\/2 years.
\nI have been to the David Letterman show.
\nI have been to Germany.
\nI have been on two Disney Cruises.
\nI have gotten the Norwalk virus<\/a>.
\nI have been on National news (see above.)
\nI have been a clown.
\nI have gone river rafting.
\nI have won a $1000 gift card to Toys R Us from a local radio station (I still have $300 on that card.)
\nI have done dishes today.
\nI have been to Niagra Falls.
\nI have been on Music and the Spoken word more than once.
\nI have sliced my finger on an orange juice can.
\nI have known some of my friends for over 30 years.
\nI have sung singing telegrams to all the teachers in my kids’ elementary school.<\/p>\n