{"id":416,"date":"2006-12-29T14:49:29","date_gmt":"2006-12-29T20:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2006\/12\/29\/yup-its-my-birthday-im-old\/"},"modified":"2006-12-29T14:49:29","modified_gmt":"2006-12-29T20:49:29","slug":"yup-its-my-birthday-im-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=416","title":{"rendered":"Yup.  It&#8217;s my birthday.  I&#8217;m old."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday, old woman.<br \/>\nI wish I could say I&#8217;m spending the day relaxing, getting a pedicure and then going shopping.  But due to a family party at my house tomorrow, and the general state of this house because of:<\/p>\n<p>a-the primary cleaner being out of town for a week<br \/>\nb-Christmas<br \/>\nc-my illness earlier in the week, leaving me weak and tired and not really caring about the state of the house<br \/>\nd-5 kids, one husband and 3 birds.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m spending the day cleaning the house.  I might as well give up, though, because the little people seem to be messing it up faster than I can clean, and there&#8217;s mountains of boxes that don&#8217;t fit into the trash, along with tons of little pieces that I&#8217;m not sure which toy they go to.  And I keep trying to send my kids to friends&#8217; houses, but instead we have more and more kids arriving.  Right now Cole&#8217;s at a friend&#8217;s house, and we still have 7 kids here.  hmmm.<\/p>\n<p>Why did we schedule a family party the day after my birthday?  Silly me.  Oh, I know.  It was scheduled for the 23rd, but because of someone&#8217;s vacation (mine), we rescheduled it.  So, I should stop complaining and get back to cleaning.  I will, right after a short rest (I haven&#8217;t gotten my energy quite back from the earlier illness, you see) and maybe a diet coke.<\/p>\n<p>I was impressed that Ryan actually remembered the birthday and even got me a gift.  Nice cozy slippers.  AND he got up before me, changed a stinky diaper, went down and helped the kids make me breakfast in bed.  It doesn&#8217;t take much to impress me.  I guess I have low standards.  I just wanted the old family to remember without me giving them any hints or reminders (which I didn&#8217;t).  Thank goodness for the palm pilot so he can put in a reminder about important dates like birthdays.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday, old woman. I wish I could say I&#8217;m spending the day relaxing, getting a pedicure and then going shopping. But due to a family party at my house tomorrow, and the general state of this house because of: a-the primary cleaner being out of town for a week b-Christmas c-my illness earlier in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}