{"id":447,"date":"2007-01-27T13:01:18","date_gmt":"2007-01-27T19:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2007\/01\/27\/why-you-should-never-be-too-cocky\/"},"modified":"2007-01-27T13:01:18","modified_gmt":"2007-01-27T19:01:18","slug":"why-you-should-never-be-too-cocky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=447","title":{"rendered":"Why you should never be too cocky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ordered a set of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Royal-Heritage-Home-1000-Thread-Count-Cotton\/dp\/B000A6XARY\/sr=1-13\/qid=1169924030\/ref=sr_1_13\/103-0890227-7584614?ie=UTF8&#038;s=home-garden\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Royal-Heritage-Home-1000-Thread-Count-Cotton\/dp\/B000A6XARY\/sr=1-13\/qid=1169924030\/ref=sr_1_13\/103-0890227-7584614?ie=UTF8&#038;s=home-garden\">new sheets<\/a> recently (on sale) and they came yesterday.  Nice sheets.  1000 thread count sheets.  I figured it was time I branched out from my &#8220;one good set of sheets and two scratchy sets of sheets to use when I&#8217;m washing the good sheets&#8221; mentality.  So, I put them on my bed and enjoyed the luxurious feel of soft sheets.<\/p>\n<p>Since they were new, they had to be broken in.<\/p>\n<p>John helped with that little detail.  By throwing up in our bed.  He came in around 4:00 this morning because his bed was cold (little wonder, since his diaper had about 4 cups of pee in it, and his blankets were all wet).  He stayed in our bed just long enough to start throwing up.  I wisked him away into the bathroom, so only the tiniest bit of barf got on my lovely new sheets, but it&#8217;s enough.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like telling those sheets &#8220;You might be fancy high thread count sheets, baby, but don&#8217;t get a big head about it.  You&#8217;re no better than the rest of us around here, and here&#8217;s a little sum&#8217;en to prove it to you.&#8221;  Way to stick it to the new sheets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ordered a set of new sheets recently (on sale) and they came yesterday. Nice sheets. 1000 thread count sheets. I figured it was time I branched out from my &#8220;one good set of sheets and two scratchy sets of sheets to use when I&#8217;m washing the good sheets&#8221; mentality. So, I put them on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}