{"id":506,"date":"2007-03-26T19:50:53","date_gmt":"2007-03-27T01:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2007\/03\/26\/chest-pains-of-a-different-sort\/"},"modified":"2007-03-26T19:50:53","modified_gmt":"2007-03-27T01:50:53","slug":"chest-pains-of-a-different-sort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=506","title":{"rendered":"Chest pains of a different sort"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been suffering from chest pains today.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 STABBING chest pains.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Before you get all alarmed and tell me I should be going to the ER for things like that, let me explain.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 The underwire has escaped from my underwire bra and is protruding about an inch, giving me periodic stabbings.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I keep trying to shove it back in there, but without taking the darn thing off and doing some serious work on it, it doesn&#8217;t help.<\/p>\n<p>After dinner Ryan gave me a hug, and I said, &#8220;Watch out, I may stab you.&#8221;\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 And then I broke out singing (I couldn&#8217;t help it) &#8220;Stabbed through the heart, and you&#8217;re to blame.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 You give love a bad name.&#8221;\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 And a little voice pipes up from over at the table, &#8220;It&#8217;s <em>shot<\/em> through the heart.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Not stabbed.&#8221;\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I looked over to see why in the world my 6 year old would be correcting me on a Bon Jovi song.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;How do you know that?&#8221;\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I asked her.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Brittan told me.&#8221;\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 So, her little friend is teaching her Bon Jovi songs?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I may have to talk to her mother about that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been suffering from chest pains today.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 STABBING chest pains.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Before you get all alarmed and tell me I should be going to the ER for things like that, let me explain.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 The underwire has escaped from my underwire bra and is protruding about an inch, giving me periodic stabbings.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I keep trying to shove [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}