Husband, the day after returning from another business trip, called to let me know he thought he left his passport in the pocket of his tan shorts. <\/p>\n
“You mean the tan shorts that I JUST put into the dryer?” I asked.
\n(long pause)
\n“Yep, those tan shorts.” <\/p>\n
Sure enough, there it was in his lower pocket. I think you can still read all the numbers. Maybe if I just flatten it out to dry…. That’s what you get for having an incredibly efficient wife who starts the laundry right away on a Monday morning. Oops.<\/p>\n
Well, we flattened and we dried, but it doesn’t look too official. He looked it up and if there is water damage, that’s pretty much a “get a new passport” sign.<\/p>\n
I keep apologizing for washing his passport, and he just said, “That picture made me look like a terrorist, anyway.” <\/p>\n
Hopefully work can pay for the next one, since all the travel he’s doing is for work, not pleasure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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