{"id":525,"date":"2007-04-18T08:20:05","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T14:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2007\/04\/18\/confessions-of-a-slacker-mom\/"},"modified":"2007-04-18T08:20:05","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T14:20:05","slug":"confessions-of-a-slacker-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=525","title":{"rendered":"Confessions of a Slacker Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was feeling like such a failure mom for my lack of doing anything productive yesterday.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 You see, I had a massive headache (somehow related to that time of month.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Now instead of cramps I get mini-migranes and backaches) that 6 tylenol, 2 advil, a diet coke, a diet dr. pepper and a nap couldn&#8217;t cure.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 So I didn&#8217;t get hardly anything done.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 As I went to bed and was berating myself for being such a slacker, I realized that I did get a few things done, even in my pain filled state.<\/p>\n<p>(In no particular order) I&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>got the kids ready for school,<\/p>\n<p>took the taxes to the post office so they would be mailed in time,<\/p>\n<p>took John to preschool,<\/p>\n<p>helped John &#8220;use&#8221; the potty 3 times.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 And one of those times he actually did pee &#8220;in the potty&#8221;.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 That using of the potty promted an unscheduled cleaning of said bathroom, and the mopping of the floor.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 As I recall, it takes a while for little boys to develop aim with those things.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Shortly after he did use the potty, I got a whiff of him with a poopy pull-up.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 When I said, John, are you stinky?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 He ran screaming, &#8220;No, I&#8217;m NOT stinky!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Don&#8217;t change me!&#8221;\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Oh the joys.<\/p>\n<p>went to the bank to deposit some checks,<\/p>\n<p>delivered 3 jewelry orders from a party I held a couple of weeks ago,<\/p>\n<p>unloaded and loaded the dishwasher,<\/p>\n<p>made lunch for John and Jenna,<\/p>\n<p>put a load of laundry in the wash,<\/p>\n<p>sent 3 kids over to pottery so they could finish projects started last summer,<\/p>\n<p>took Natalie to choir,<\/p>\n<p>read about 100 pages in a book that I had to get finished for book club this week (I think if I had taken a nap here instead of reading every free moment it would have helped the headache, but I just had to finish this book!),<\/p>\n<p>heated up soup for dinner (truly a slacker dinner, here)<\/p>\n<p>folded some laundry (not enough, by any means, but I started)<\/p>\n<p>helped 4 out of 5 kids bathe and wash their hair and cleaned their sinks and counters while I was in there,<br \/>\nsent the 4th kid to shower after scouts.<\/p>\n<p>Not that impressive of a list for the whole day, but as I looked back on what I actually did get done, I felt a little bit better about my slacker day.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 It wasn&#8217;t like I was trying to be a slacker, it just turned out that way.<\/p>\n<p>Today is the beginning of Spring Break here, and the kids are already complaining that I had the audacity to ask them to clean up their rooms on their &#8220;day off&#8221;.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m hoping for cooperative kids and nice weather and no headache so we can go and do something fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was feeling like such a failure mom for my lack of doing anything productive yesterday.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 You see, I had a massive headache (somehow related to that time of month.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Now instead of cramps I get mini-migranes and backaches) that 6 tylenol, 2 advil, a diet coke, a diet dr. pepper and a nap couldn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}