{"id":529,"date":"2007-04-23T07:52:56","date_gmt":"2007-04-23T13:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2007\/04\/23\/because-im-brilliant-that-way\/"},"modified":"2007-04-23T07:52:56","modified_gmt":"2007-04-23T13:52:56","slug":"because-im-brilliant-that-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=529","title":{"rendered":"Because I&#8217;m brilliant that way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned that we went to a wedding reception on Saturday, right?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Well, I failed to mention my brilliance in addressing the card atop the present.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I had lost the invitation, and she had sent an email telling us what time and where, but didn&#8217;t put her the name of her fiance.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I had met the guy once and I knew it was a name that started with D.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Some kind of funky name.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Like not David or Drew.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Darius.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 So, on the card, I put Cortney and Darius.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 When we got to the reception and I&#8217;m putting the gift on the table, I realize that Darius is indeed NOT the groom&#8217;s name.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Donovan.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 So, there I go, stealing the pen from the guest sign in table to chance the name on the card.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Gosh, i hope I wasn&#8217;t stupid enough to write their names on the inside of the card.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned that we went to a wedding reception on Saturday, right?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Well, I failed to mention my brilliance in addressing the card atop the present.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I had lost the invitation, and she had sent an email telling us what time and where, but didn&#8217;t put her the name of her fiance.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I had met [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}