{"id":5393,"date":"2011-12-08T09:14:29","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T15:14:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=5393"},"modified":"2011-12-12T13:12:30","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T19:12:30","slug":"get-your-priorities-straight-grommet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=5393","title":{"rendered":"Get your priorities straight, Grommet!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a ton of stuff I should be doing.<br \/>\nI need to finish cleaning my kitchen, as I&#8217;m hosting a big brunch here on Sunday.<br \/>\nI need to flippin clean up my office.  It&#8217;s a disaster.<br \/>\nI need to wrap some presents, because I have a huge pile of shipping boxes and shopping bags not so skillfully hidden in my bedroom.<br \/>\nI need to make my treat to take to the Relief Society party tonight.<br \/>\nI need to go out and check on my chickens and see if they&#8217;ve left me a very cold egg.<br \/>\nI need to hem those pants for my daughter, that she left hanging on my sewing chair.<br \/>\nI need to finish arranging my furniture in the front room that got rearranged by the Christmas tree.<br \/>\nI need to haul about 60 pounds of crap from the basement to the garbage.<br \/>\nI need to take a shower and get ready for the day.  I get to teach 1\/2 day at the Jr High today (woo-hoo).<br \/>\nI need to start a load of laundry.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, here I sit, writing Tillamook Cheese Christmas carols for a contest.<br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.tillamook.com\/community\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Til-la-la-blog.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>  <\/p>\n<p>The 1st prize is FREE Cheese, people.  Free Cheese!<\/p>\n<p>So far I&#8217;ve got this little jingle, to the tune of &#8220;Have yourself a merry little Christmas&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Have yourself a merry slice of cheddar,<br \/>\nTillamook&#8217;s so  light<br \/>\nFrom now on,<br \/>\nour troubles will be out of sight.<\/p>\n<p>Have yourself a chunk atop a cracker,<br \/>\nmake it Tillamook.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s so nice<br \/>\nfor snacking, won&#8217;t you take a look.<\/p>\n<p>Here we are as in olden days,<br \/>\nHappy golden days of yore.<br \/>\nFaithful cheeses are dear to us<br \/>\nGather near to us once more.<\/p>\n<p>Through the years\u00a0<br \/>\nWe all will have our favorites,<br \/>\nColby, swiss, or jack<br \/>\nAll the greatest dairy products from the cow.<br \/>\nSo have yourself A slice of Tillamook right now.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I can do better, though.  <\/p>\n<p>FREE CHEESE! \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>How about this one?<\/p>\n<p>Santa Baby,<br \/>\nJust slip a cheddar under the tree<br \/>\nFor me<br \/>\nBeen an awful good girl<br \/>\nSanta Baby, make sure that it&#8217;s Tillamook cheese <\/p>\n<p>Santa baby, chocolate peanut butter ice cream<br \/>\nA dream<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll wait up for you, dear<br \/>\nSanta baby, make sure it comes from Tillamook<\/p>\n<p>Sour cream is oh so smooth<br \/>\nHow about a package of Till-a-moos<br \/>\nNext year I could be just as good<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;ll bring along a block of swiss. <\/p>\n<p>Santa Baby, Colby Jack and Pepper Jack sliced<br \/>\nSo Nice<br \/>\nBeen an angel all year<br \/>\nSanta Baby, so bring me something Tillamook tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Santa honey, a bag of shredded Mexican blend<br \/>\nMakes our tacos so fine<br \/>\nSanta Baby, make sure it comes from Tillamook <\/p>\n<p>Santa cutie, and fill my stocking baby Swiss<br \/>\nOh, Bliss<br \/>\nProvalone is so fine<br \/>\nSanta cutie, make sure it comes from Tillamook. <\/p>\n<p>Come and trim my Christmas tree<br \/>\nWith some decorations that are Chees-y<br \/>\nI really do believe in you<br \/>\nLets see if you believe in me <\/p>\n<p>Santa Baby, forgot to mention yogurt so sweet<br \/>\nA treat!<br \/>\nSanta Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight<br \/>\nHurry down the chimney tonight<br \/>\nHurry&#8230;tonight <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a ton of stuff I should be doing. I need to finish cleaning my kitchen, as I&#8217;m hosting a big brunch here on Sunday. I need to flippin clean up my office. It&#8217;s a disaster. I need to wrap some presents, because I have a huge pile of shipping boxes and shopping bags [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23,16,9,25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5393"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5403,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5393\/revisions\/5403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}