{"id":5603,"date":"2012-01-09T09:52:38","date_gmt":"2012-01-09T15:52:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=5603"},"modified":"2012-01-09T09:52:38","modified_gmt":"2012-01-09T15:52:38","slug":"i-may-be-just-a-mom-but-i-still-have-some-pride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=5603","title":{"rendered":"I may be just a mom, but I still have some pride"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I may occasionally (cough cough) drive carpool in my pajamas and greasy hair, but I will not, I repeat NOT walk into the school like that.  Not any school.  Not ever. I may be a slob, but I can&#8217;t let everyone at the school know that, can I?<br \/>\nBesides, do you really want that office girl (who now knows your NAME) to see your mom walk in with your homework looking all scroungy in a bathrobe and curlers?  I think not.  I can only IMAGINE the rumors that would spread.  Did you see so-and-so&#8217;s mom?  Not only was she wearing orange crocs, but she was wearing pajamas!!!  Oh, the shame.<br \/>\nSo, if you text me that you left your<br \/>\na-mathbook<br \/>\nb-chips for a party<br \/>\nc-photos for digital photography<br \/>\nd-permission slip<br \/>\ne-lunch<br \/>\nf-whatever<\/p>\n<p>I will first have to get everyone else out the door, then I will have to get ready, which might even include a shower. <\/p>\n<p>And that is why it might take me two hours to get your stuff to you at school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I may occasionally (cough cough) drive carpool in my pajamas and greasy hair, but I will not, I repeat NOT walk into the school like that. Not any school. Not ever. I may be a slob, but I can&#8217;t let everyone at the school know that, can I? Besides, do you really want that office [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5604,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5603\/revisions\/5604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}