{"id":58,"date":"2005-08-24T08:14:50","date_gmt":"2005-08-24T14:14:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2005\/08\/24\/bang-ow\/"},"modified":"2005-08-24T08:14:50","modified_gmt":"2005-08-24T14:14:50","slug":"bang-ow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"Bang&#8212;Ow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bang.  &#8220;Ow&#8221; with a little laugh.<\/p>\n<p>Bang.    &#8220;Ow&#8221; with a little laugh.<\/p>\n<p>Bang.  &#8220;OW&#8221; with an even littler laugh.<\/p>\n<p>Bang.  &#8220;OW, John.  Stop bonking me with that car!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what&#8217;s going on in our house this morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bang. &#8220;Ow&#8221; with a little laugh. Bang. &#8220;Ow&#8221; with a little laugh. Bang. &#8220;OW&#8221; with an even littler laugh. Bang. &#8220;OW, John. Stop bonking me with that car!&#8221; That&#8217;s what&#8217;s going on in our house this morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}