{"id":584,"date":"2007-06-23T14:27:58","date_gmt":"2007-06-23T20:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2007\/06\/23\/and-from-the-its-only-funny-because-its-not-happening-to-you-file\/"},"modified":"2007-06-23T14:27:58","modified_gmt":"2007-06-23T20:27:58","slug":"and-from-the-its-only-funny-because-its-not-happening-to-you-file","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=584","title":{"rendered":"And from the &#8220;it&#8217;s only funny because it&#8217;s not happening to you&#8221; file.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday night we watched my cousin&#8217;s kids so they could go to the temple.  They have three darling little girls, ages 6, 3 and 6 months.  Perfect ages to play with Jenna and John.  So, I held the baby, fed her a bottle, and played with her while the other kids played outside on the trampoline and Ryan mowed the lawn.  After he came inside, she was a little fussy and so I gave her to Ryan to hold for a few minutes while I got the other kids a snack.  He took her into his office, and then next time I walked by he had her upside down to try to calm the fussiness.  He brings her up and she starts spitting up on him.  I run to go get a towel (he would say I walked leisurely, but really, I was hurrying) and by the time I got back, she had spit up the entire contents of the bottle I just gave her ALL OVER RYAN.  I took the baby so he could wipe himself off, and then he went to change his shirt.  I was laughing so hard!  It&#8217;s been a while since we&#8217;ve seen spitting up of that magnitude, and it was quite funny, in my opinion.  We&#8217;re glad there was no spitting onto the laptop, keyboard or anything that could be ruined.  In fact, most of it was squarely on Ryan.  I&#8217;m still chuckling over it.  Sorry, Ryan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday night we watched my cousin&#8217;s kids so they could go to the temple. They have three darling little girls, ages 6, 3 and 6 months. Perfect ages to play with Jenna and John. So, I held the baby, fed her a bottle, and played with her while the other kids played outside on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}