{"id":587,"date":"2007-06-26T17:22:09","date_gmt":"2007-06-26T23:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2007\/06\/26\/childrens-books-to-avoid\/"},"modified":"2007-06-26T17:22:09","modified_gmt":"2007-06-26T23:22:09","slug":"childrens-books-to-avoid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=587","title":{"rendered":"Children&#8217;s Books to Avoid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><strong>Children\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s Books To Avoid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. You\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2re Different \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u20ac\u009d And That\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s Bad<br \/>\n2. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables<br \/>\n3. Robert: Dad\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s New Wife<br \/>\n4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share<br \/>\n5. The Kids\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 Guide to Hitchhiking<br \/>\n6. Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her<br \/>\n7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence<br \/>\n8. All Cats Go to Hell<br \/>\n9. The Little Sissy That Snitched<br \/>\n10. Why Can\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?<br \/>\n11. Grandpa Gets a Casket<br \/>\n12. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear<br \/>\n13. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy<br \/>\n14. Strangers Have the Best Candy<br \/>\n15. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way<br \/>\n16. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will<br \/>\n17. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry<br \/>\n18. Your Nightmares Are Real<br \/>\n19. You\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2ve Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown<br \/>\n20. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose<br \/>\n21.The Comprehensive List of All Closet-Dwelling Monsters<br \/>\n22.Clothes are for Sissies<br \/>\n23.Killer Bees &#8211; A Do-it-Yourself kit<br \/>\n24.The Brave Little Toaster Takes a Bath<br \/>\n25.Fluffy Meets the Dishwasher<br \/>\n26.Mommy DOES Love Your Sister Better<br \/>\n27.The Little Girls\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 Diet Book<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I stole this from somewhere else, but I&#8217;d like to add my own favorite titles, which include:<\/p>\n<p>I left my foot in the lawnmower,<br \/>\n10 things your mom hates about you, and<br \/>\nFun with Sharpies and Scissors<\/p>\n<p>I thought this would be a welcome break than hearing me go on and on about my week of organizing.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s going ok, by the way, and I&#8217;ll have to post some before and after pictures whey I get to the after part.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Children\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s Books To Avoid 1. You\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2re Different \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u20ac\u009d And That\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s Bad 2. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables 3. Robert: Dad\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s New Wife 4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share 5. The Kids\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 Guide to Hitchhiking 6. Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her 7. Curious George and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}