{"id":60,"date":"2005-08-26T13:00:40","date_gmt":"2005-08-26T19:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2005\/08\/26\/randominity\/"},"modified":"2005-08-26T13:00:40","modified_gmt":"2005-08-26T19:00:40","slug":"randominity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"Randominity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can be random.  My whole life is just a bunch of random things that I try to categorize and organize.  My kitchen looks pretty random right now, in fact!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;I don&#8217;t fold laundry, anymore.  I don&#8217;t.  What&#8217;s the point?  Those kids aren&#8217;t going to put it away nicely folded, they&#8217;re just going to shove it in a drawer&#8211;if it even ends up in the drawer at all!  So, I have seven laundry baskets in the laundry room, and I toss each person&#8217;s clothes into their basket.  Once a week or so, I ask the kids to put away their own stuff.  I do fold and put away my stuff, and John&#8217;s stuff, but not Ryan&#8217;s stuff.  Therefore, my dear husband usually gets dressed in the laundry room, after pulling clothes out of his basket.  Too much information?&#8211;I thought so.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;I do not like the Wiggles or the Doodle-Bops.  They are creepy.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8211;I do like Steve from Blue&#8217;s Clues  (Not Joe&#8211;Steve).<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;In fact, I like most people named Steve.  Ask any of my college roommates, and they will tell you that I was destined to marry someone named Steve.  Heaven knows I tried, but apparantly people named Steve don&#8217;t like me.  Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;My office is a complete mess.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;I buy fabric with no specific project in mind, always thinking I will use this lovely piece of fabric.  I don&#8217;t. <\/p>\n<p>&#8211;My favorite &#8220;knock knock&#8221; joke is this:<br \/>\n&#8220;Knock knock.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Who&#8217;s there?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Impatient cow&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Impatient&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8220;Moo&#8221; (interrupts)<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s better if you hear it, really.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;My kids can somehow print full color from the Blues Clues game, but when it&#8217;s my turn to print up one single sheet black and white for primary or PTA, the printer jams or I&#8217;m out of ink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can be random. My whole life is just a bunch of random things that I try to categorize and organize. My kitchen looks pretty random right now, in fact! &#8211;I don&#8217;t fold laundry, anymore. I don&#8217;t. What&#8217;s the point? Those kids aren&#8217;t going to put it away nicely folded, they&#8217;re just going to shove [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}