{"id":6230,"date":"2012-04-24T20:28:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-25T02:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=6230"},"modified":"2012-04-25T13:21:39","modified_gmt":"2012-04-25T19:21:39","slug":"what-the-heck-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=6230","title":{"rendered":"What the heck?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was walking out of church on Sunday, I took my sunglasses out of my bag and put them on.  In doing this, the frame cracked and one of the lenses fell to the ground.  What the heck?  Those glasses aren&#8217;t even that old! <\/p>\n<p>As a fair skinned person of the blue eyed persuasion, I do not leave the house without sunglasses.  I keep a pair in my purse, a pair in the car, and I have multiple pairs of glasses at home.  I buy them whenever I can find them on sale.  Kohl&#8217;s often has sunglasses on clearance, so when I can find them for $5 or less, I will buy a few pairs.  I do not buy expensive, fancy, designer sunglasses.  What would be the point?  I would just scratch, break or lose them within two months, and then I would be out $30-$50 bucks instead of $5-$10.  Although if you wanted to <em>send<\/em> me some really nice shades, I would promise to do my best to take care of them.  <\/p>\n<p>Irritated with my dumb glasses and wondering if I could somehow fix them and make them wearable again, I put them on anyway.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sunglasses.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sunglasses-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"sunglasses\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sunglasses-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sunglasses.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My kids thought that was the FUNNIEST thing ever, and that I was wearing them merely to entertain them.  Right.  I wore them home.  Because otherwise I would squinting like a&#8230;like a something that squints.  The kids roared with laughter all the way home.  I wore the glasses inside.<br \/>\n&#8220;Hey, these are GREAT!&#8221; I said, &#8221; I can wear them inside AND outside, and my eyes just adjust!&#8221;<br \/>\nBusting up with laughter, the kids said it looked more like I was a pirate wearing an eye patch.  They even HAD to tell Dad all about it when he got home later that day.  Ha, Ha, very funny.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever.<br \/>\nSo I resigned myself to giving these ones up and wearing my next back-up pair.<\/p>\n<p>Linking up to <a href=\"http:\/\/jennymatlock.blogspot.com\/search\/label\/Alphabe-Thursday\" target=\"_blank\"><img alt=\"Jenny Matlock\" <\/a\/> Alphabee Thursday.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was walking out of church on Sunday, I took my sunglasses out of my bag and put them on. In doing this, the frame cracked and one of the lenses fell to the ground. What the heck? Those glasses aren&#8217;t even that old! As a fair skinned person of the blue eyed persuasion, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6230"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6230"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6240,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6230\/revisions\/6240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}