{"id":643,"date":"2007-08-22T09:26:32","date_gmt":"2007-08-22T15:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2007\/08\/22\/a-letter-to-my-kids\/"},"modified":"2007-08-22T09:26:32","modified_gmt":"2007-08-22T15:26:32","slug":"a-letter-to-my-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=643","title":{"rendered":"A letter to my kids"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Kids;<\/p>\n

Please do not stand on the large bucket of laundry detergent.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I know it’s really cool to look in on the magic swishy thing that cleans the clothes, but next time, use a stool.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe you didn’t realize that the laundry detergent bucket is one of the world’s modern miracles.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Once it’s sealed back up again, it is nearly impossible to open.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 And your poor mom doesn’t have the strongest fingernails to start with.<\/p>\n

So, if you ever want clean clothes again, please avoid standing on that bucket.<\/p>\n

Love always,<\/p>\n

Mom<\/p>\n

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to see if I can find a crowbar.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Or maybe if I yell out ‘help’ those cute little fuzzy wonderpets will come and help me. \u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I can just see it now…’Wook!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 That mommy needs owr help!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 She can’t do her waundry because that bucket is stuck shut!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 What’s gonna work?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 TEAM work…”\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 and then the guinea pig, the fuzzy duck and the turtle will help me get my laundry done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Kids; Please do not stand on the large bucket of laundry detergent.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I know it’s really cool to look in on the magic swishy thing that cleans the clothes, but next time, use a stool.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe you didn’t realize that the laundry detergent bucket is one of the world’s modern miracles.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Once it’s sealed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}