{"id":692,"date":"2007-11-09T09:32:14","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T15:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2007\/11\/09\/whoever-writes-these-things\/"},"modified":"2007-11-09T09:32:14","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T15:32:14","slug":"whoever-writes-these-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=692","title":{"rendered":"Whoever writes these things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you heard the latest &#8220;Arnold impersonator&#8221; radio commercial for Gold&#8217;s Gym?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I know I&#8217;ve mentioned before how much these commercials crack me up.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2007\/07\/24\/pioneer-day\/\">The one about pioneer day<\/a> still makes me chuckle when I think about it.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I think that&#8217;s the sign of a good commercial&#8211;when people can still remember it days or weeks later.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Not that I&#8217;m rushing out to join Gold&#8217;s Gym or anything, I&#8217;m just amused by their commercials.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Ryan doesn&#8217;t think they are nearly as funny as I do, so it must be tailored specifically to my sense of humor.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 So whoever those writers are, I&#8217;d probably get along really well with them, don&#8217;t you think?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 Here&#8217;s the latest one, set to the tune of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NmoE8_U-JTw\">100 years by Five for Fighting.<\/a><br \/>\nI&#8217;m 15 dollars for a moment.<\/p>\n<p>Caught in between 10 and 20<\/p>\n<p>Wishing that I could be spent at Gold&#8217;s Gym.<\/p>\n<p>(talk talk talk about Gold&#8217;s Gym) then<\/p>\n<p>15 dollars yes, it&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n<p>15 dollars a month, and you.<\/p>\n<p>For 15 dollars;&#8211;Not too long like me you will be strong.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll be working out at Gold&#8217;s Gym in a thong.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen, that&#8217;s the kind of thing that makes me laugh.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 What commercials have really made you laugh lately?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you heard the latest &#8220;Arnold impersonator&#8221; radio commercial for Gold&#8217;s Gym?\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I know I&#8217;ve mentioned before how much these commercials crack me up.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 The one about pioneer day still makes me chuckle when I think about it.\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 I think that&#8217;s the sign of a good commercial&#8211;when people can still remember it days or weeks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=692"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}