Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
\nBecause vacuum cleaners are too heavy…<\/p>\n
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
\nWith scare spray…<\/p>\n
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
\nNo, they eat the fingers separately…<\/p>\n
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
\nBecause they don’t have any body to go out with…<\/p>\n
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
\nBooberries…<\/p>\n
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
\nCasketball…<\/p>\n
And here’s one for all you “Twilight” fans out there….<\/p>\n
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
\nA fur coat that fangs around your neck…<\/p>\n
I hope you (and your kids) have a wonderful holiday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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