{"id":70,"date":"2005-09-09T10:30:06","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T16:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2005\/09\/09\/guess-your-weight\/"},"modified":"2005-09-09T10:30:06","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T16:30:06","slug":"guess-your-weight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"Guess your weight?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was calling in on a radio contest (of course I was calling in on a radio contest&#8211;what else do I do?), and they said if they guess your weight, then you win tickets to the State Fair.  It&#8217;s RADIO, right?  So, a lady gets through, and he guesses 130.  &#8220;I used to be, &#8221; she says.  She doesn&#8217;t win.  Another lady gets in.  He guesses 129.  &#8220;No, darn.&#8221; She doesn&#8217;t win.  They remind people that if he guesses CORRECTLY, you win.  May I remind you that this is radio?  Two more people didn&#8217;t win, until one semi smart person (not me, I&#8217;m still not getting through at this time) says yes to his guess of 135 or something like that.  <\/p>\n<p>Are people just not paying attention?  The radio DJs had a good laugh, at least.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was calling in on a radio contest (of course I was calling in on a radio contest&#8211;what else do I do?), and they said if they guess your weight, then you win tickets to the State Fair. It&#8217;s RADIO, right? So, a lady gets through, and he guesses 130. &#8220;I used to be, &#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}