{"id":738,"date":"2007-12-20T21:48:44","date_gmt":"2007-12-21T03:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2007\/12\/20\/rude-awakening\/"},"modified":"2007-12-20T21:48:44","modified_gmt":"2007-12-21T03:48:44","slug":"rude-awakening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=738","title":{"rendered":"Rude Awakening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I was in a nice sleep, when my husband JUMPED out of bed, GRABBED the covers and YANKED them off of me.  <\/p>\n<p>What the heck?<\/p>\n<p>So I looked up at him standing there holding all the covers and said, &#8220;Excuse me?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He looked back at me, mumbled something like, &#8220;Sorry,&#8221; and got back in bed, pulling the now seriously askew covers back over him.<\/p>\n<p>I pulled up some covers and went back to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning, when I remembered what had happened in the middle of the night, I said, &#8220;Hey, what&#8217;s the deal with ripping the covers off of me?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh,&#8221; he said, &#8220;sorry.  In my dream, it made sense.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I was in a nice sleep, when my husband JUMPED out of bed, GRABBED the covers and YANKED them off of me. What the heck? So I looked up at him standing there holding all the covers and said, &#8220;Excuse me?!&#8221; He looked back at me, mumbled something like, &#8220;Sorry,&#8221; and got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}