{"id":75,"date":"2005-09-20T07:52:51","date_gmt":"2005-09-20T13:52:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2005\/09\/20\/how-does-anyone-get-any-sleep-around-here\/"},"modified":"2005-09-20T07:52:51","modified_gmt":"2005-09-20T13:52:51","slug":"how-does-anyone-get-any-sleep-around-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"How does anyone get any sleep around here?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh.  It was a rough night.  <\/p>\n<p>Sometime around 3:00, Jenna had a bad dream.  I took her back to her room and sat on her bed with her until I thought she was asleep.  I also turned off everyone&#8217;s ceiling fans that were left on, used the bathroom and shut a window.<\/p>\n<p>Sometime after I had gone back to sleep, in comes Jenna again.  Bad dream.  I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m believing that, but I&#8217;m half asleep, so I pull her into bed with us.  It&#8217;s a big old King bed, right?  There should be enough room for two adults and one small child.  But alas, the one small child is a squirmer and a kicker.  Not good sleeping.<\/p>\n<p>Later, around 5:40, my alarm went off, reminding me that I was going to go to yoga this morning.  Turn off alarm before it wakes squirmy kicky girl, and drift off to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Screaming.  It&#8217;s John.  He&#8217;s wet through his clothes and needs his clothes changed.  With two matchbox cars in his hands and dry clothes, he goes back to bed.  So, I go back to bed, only to be kicked one too many times.  <\/p>\n<p>So, I lift Jenna up and carry her back to her own bed.  As I walk in, I&#8217;m assaulted by the sound of Megan&#8217;s CD player alarm clock.  I franticly pound on the thing until it stops, put Jenna in her own bed, then it starts again.  I unplug the blasted thing!<\/p>\n<p>I wander back to my own big half empty bed with no kicking, and drift off to sleep once more, only to have a bad dream of my own, that involves bells and putting them away in their cases.  I won&#8217;t elaborate, as it will only bore you to sleep, as I wish it would do me.  I&#8217;m jolted awake by a very loud chirping noise&#8211;someone&#8217;s alarm.  Why do these kids set their alarms for so early?!  I&#8217;m about ready to throw the dumb thing out the window as I stumble towards the sound.  &#8220;Don&#8217;t wake up John or Jenna!&#8221; is my thought as I find that it&#8217;s Megan&#8217;s alarm again.  How can it be beeping?  I took away your power source, you evil thing!  Not knowing how to turn it off, I just bang on it a few times, and realize Jenna isn&#8217;t in her bed, anyway.  Megan is sleeping through this millionth alarm and doesn&#8217;t notice her crazed mother pounding on her CD player alarm clock.  Good.  What she doesn&#8217;t know won&#8217;t hurt her.<\/p>\n<p>I creep back to bed, even though it&#8217;s obviously time to get up by now, lay my head down, and hear the lovely wake up call from John,  &#8220;MOM!&#8221;  over and over and louder and louder until I get him up and fix him breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>My only hope is for a nap today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh. It was a rough night. Sometime around 3:00, Jenna had a bad dream. I took her back to her room and sat on her bed with her until I thought she was asleep. I also turned off everyone&#8217;s ceiling fans that were left on, used the bathroom and shut a window. Sometime after I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}