{"id":801,"date":"2008-02-29T11:14:23","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T17:14:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2008\/02\/29\/from-the-mouth-of-a-four-year-old\/"},"modified":"2008-02-29T11:14:23","modified_gmt":"2008-02-29T17:14:23","slug":"from-the-mouth-of-a-four-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=801","title":{"rendered":"From the mouth of a four year old."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John (who came into my bathroom while I was drying my hair): Mom!  Mom!  The tv went to all blue!  You need to fix it!<\/p>\n<p>Me: Because I am SuperMom and I can fix anything, right?<\/p>\n<p>John:  No.<\/p>\n<p>Me (not letting this go):  Come on, say, it.  Say, &#8216;you&#8217;re supermom!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>John:  You&#8217;re not supermom.  It&#8217;s &#8216;superDOG&#8217;, Mom.  <\/p>\n<p>Me (feeling a bit disgruntled at the lack of respect my son is showing me):  But I&#8217;m the superMOM, right?<\/p>\n<p>John: Nope.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks a lot, kid.  See if I drive your carpool on the fieldtrip today.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John (who came into my bathroom while I was drying my hair): Mom! Mom! The tv went to all blue! You need to fix it! Me: Because I am SuperMom and I can fix anything, right? John: No. Me (not letting this go): Come on, say, it. Say, &#8216;you&#8217;re supermom!&#8217; John: You&#8217;re not supermom. It&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}