{"id":830,"date":"2008-04-01T14:31:53","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T20:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/2008\/04\/01\/sigh\/"},"modified":"2008-04-01T14:31:53","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T20:31:53","slug":"sigh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=830","title":{"rendered":"Sigh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John:  I think I&#8217;m stinky.<\/p>\n<p>Mom:  Great. (sigh) Go and get the wipes.  There&#8217;s a new package in your bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>John:  You mean the kids&#8217; bathroom?<\/p>\n<p>Mom:  Yes.  The one you never use.<\/p>\n<p>John:  I used it once.<\/p>\n<p>Mom:  When are you going to use it again?<\/p>\n<p>John:  In two more years.<\/p>\n<p>So, that&#8217;s about how my day&#8217;s going.  How about yours?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John: I think I&#8217;m stinky. Mom: Great. (sigh) Go and get the wipes. There&#8217;s a new package in your bathroom. John: You mean the kids&#8217; bathroom? Mom: Yes. The one you never use. John: I used it once. Mom: When are you going to use it again? John: In two more years. So, that&#8217;s about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}