{"id":8926,"date":"2014-05-15T07:56:57","date_gmt":"2014-05-15T13:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=8926"},"modified":"2014-05-15T07:56:57","modified_gmt":"2014-05-15T13:56:57","slug":"joke-for-a-thursday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/?p=8926","title":{"rendered":"Joke for a Thursday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A religious women upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, \u201cPraise the lord.\u201d This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, \u201cthere is no Lord.\u201d One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food, thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch. The next morning the lady screamed, \u201cpraise the Lord, who gave me this food.\u201d The neighbor laughing so hard he could barely get the words out screamed \u201cit wasn\u2019t the Lord, it was me.\u201d The lady without missing a beat screamed \u201cpraise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A religious women upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, \u201cPraise the lord.\u201d This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, \u201cthere is no Lord.\u201d One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food, thinking it would be funny, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8926"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8926"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8927,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8926\/revisions\/8927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paige.ericksonfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}