John: I think I’m stinky.

Mom: Great. (sigh) Go and get the wipes. There’s a new package in your bathroom.

John: You mean the kids’ bathroom?

Mom: Yes. The one you never use.

John: I used it once.

Mom: When are you going to use it again?

John: In two more years.

So, that’s about how my day’s going. How about yours?