John: I think I’m stinky.
Mom: Great. (sigh) Go and get the wipes. There’s a new package in your bathroom.
John: You mean the kids’ bathroom?
Mom: Yes. The one you never use.
John: I used it once.
Mom: When are you going to use it again?
John: In two more years.
So, that’s about how my day’s going. How about yours?
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