I’m so glad you had a fun time on your mountain biking trip to Moab with the scouts. I’m very glad you have great leaders who love you boys and are willing to take whole groups of sweaty boys on long drives.
I just have one small request; in the future, could you please not just dump all your dirty laundry out in the laundry room? Since your clothes were covered in red dirt, perhaps a more appropriate place to empty out your duffel bag would be, oh I don’t know, OUTSIDE, perhaps? Let’s try to keep these things in mind the next time you go on a scout trip. If there is a next time.
Your laundry slave,