John is playing with his little leap frog phoenics library thing, that plays letter games and supposedly helps to teach kids the alphabet. I say supposedly because he doesn’t know any of his letters. Each letter plays a different song. He’s pushing the letters telling me what songs they are. He pushes the Y, and it plays Yankee Doodle. He tells me that is the David Jones song. ”

David Jones is a very bad guy in the pirate movie,” he says about an inch from my face, “The pirate movie that has Jack Sparrow in it.”

What? How does he know all this stuff. We’ve never let him watch Pirates of the Caribbean, have we? So, I ask him, “Have you seen that movie?”

“No,” he says, pushing the Y button again, “Hunter has.”

Well, Hunter must have seen it quite a few times if JOHN, who has not seen it, can remember the character’s names.