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The Trials of a Busy Mom

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Potty training. Or reason number 23 of why being a mother is the hardest job I know

I had a friend ask me last night how the potty training with John was going. She probably expected to me tell her that it’s GREAT. He willingly and voluntarily uses the potty and we are a happy family. I mean, it has been about 3 months since we’ve been working on this.

Well, it is going great.

That is, if your idea of great is a kicking and screaming battle 3 or 4 times a day to get him to actually use the potty. We have rewards, threats, time outs, sweet understanding mommy, tired grumpy mommy, and reasoning mommy working on this here. And then there’s the changing of the poopy pants at least once a day, since there’s no way he’s actually going to poop in the potty of all places. Frankly, I’m worn down and worn out. Why must I put myself (and him) through this? So he’ll have more emotional scarring to fuel his therapy later in life? So that I can beat myself up daily because I must be a terrible mother because I can’t figure out a way to make this work? Why? Why? Why? (banging head against the desk)

And if you tell me how your child was potty trained in 3 days, so help me, I will hunt you down and attack you in your sleep. I’m just saying.

Cow appreciation Day? Wow!

This one is just too great not to pass along.  Tomorrow–Friday the 13th–is Cow appreciation day.

Wear any sort of “cow accessory” and get a free entree at Chick-fil-A. Wear a whole cow outfit and get an entire meal for free. It’s silly, it’s weird, and it’s free food. What more could you ask for?

Insert “some clever title about the best laid plans” here

Well, the guests are here, and we’re having fun. There are cousins for John, Jenna and Cole to play with. The other girls? Not so much, but they are doing fine.

Last week I won 8 passes to the Harry Potter Premier for Monday night. (Which was no small feat, by the way, as I had to win TWO sets of four tickets. Then Ryan graciously drove down to the radio station to pick them up for me.) Perfect! I could take Cole, his cousins, my sister-in-law, Megan, a friend, me and Ryan. Since it’s a pretty popular movie (duh), we were going to try to make it there 2 hours early to make sure we could get a seat. There’s a silly thing about these movie premiers–they give out more tickets than they actually have seats, since they want a full theater.

In order to be downtown by 5, I had to ask everyone to make their own sandwiches while I went to American Fork to turn in the kids’ artwork for the Steel Days Art contest at 3. After standing out in the hot sun filling out forms and attaching entry forms to 8 pieces of artwork, I hurried home to pack up the lunches and go and get the babysitter. She was originally scheduled for 4:30, but I called and asked if I could get her at 4, so we could leave a bit earlier. While I was gone, I asked Cole to help John use the potty. About 10 minutes later, I came back with the babysitter. Megan’s friend was here, and everyone was just kind of mulling around. Cole was in the bathroom with John, who was still crying and didn’t want to use the potty. Oh. He’s already stinky, that’s why. Which means I have to change him, while simultaneously telling the kids to please go out to the car and remove the car seats so that we can all fit in there. After getting John taken care of, I give some instructions to the babysitter, tell the kids to go and get in the car, and gather up our food and snacks and water bottles. Giving out last shout for “EVERYBODY GET IN THE CAR!” I go out and make sure everyone has a water bottle. I did not, however, ask if everyone had shoes. Silly me.

So, we made the drive to the gateway and I was so impressed with our time. We got a couple of “where are you, now?” calls from Ryan’s brother, who was already up there and had picked up his tickets. Then I got a call from Ryan (on his brother’s phone) asking where we were. “Almost there,” I said, still proud of us for actually getting 7 people there by 5:00. “Well, I’ve already gotten my ticket, but you’d better hurry because they say the tickets are almost gone,” he told me. Like telling me to hurry is going to do any good. Does he think I can fly there? I’m doing my best.

So we pulled into the underground parking and told the kids to all get ready so we could make a dash for it once we got there. “I’ve got to find my shoes,” says Cole. We all told him to look on the floor, and just make sure he had his shoes so we could run once we found a parking spot. “I can’t find them!” he says, getting a little bit upset. Well, they have to be there, right? Who gets into the car without their shoes?! Apparently Cole does. We found a spot, grabbed our stuff, and hustled (shoes or no shoes) to the movie theater. It was about 5:10, I think. No tickets. Ryan is there telling us that had we made it there 8 – 10 minutes earlier, we might have gotten tickets. The employee told us to stick around, they would see if there was any way they could get us in, but the tickets were all gone.

I’m ashamed to admit, but I got really snappy and irritated about then when Ryan started asking me when did we leave, and his brother called on my cell again. When he noticed that Cole didn’t have any shoes and started asking him about that, Cole started to cry. He thought that the reason we didn’t make it in time was because of his shoes. That really wasn’t the problem, just an added bonus to make the story better. As we waited, I cooled off and apologized to Ryan for snapping at him, and made sure Cole understood that we weren’t mad about the shoes. We played cards and ate our sandwiches, and Ryan took Cole shopping to find some new shoes. Just in case they wouldn’t let him in to the theater without them–you know, those “no shirt, no shoes, etc” rules?–I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t take him to find new shoes, since there’s no way I would have paid those kind of Gateway prices and he would continue to be shoeless. They came back with new size 8 vans. Size EIGHT! I have been buying him size 6. hmmmm.

At 6:45, they told us that there were absolutely NO extra seats, and none of us were going to get in. We gave Ryan’s one ticket to a lady who was there alone and SO wanted to see the movie, since it wouldn’t make any sense for just one of use to go see it. Then we tried to figure out what to do. The kids had been so good, and I had promised them a movie. The next showing of any movie we would have wanted to see didn’t start for another hour, and frankly we were tired of sitting on the floor in the lobby of the movie theater.

We decided to go to the Planetarium. Entrance is free, and there were some cool things to see before the IMAX movie. Since I didn’t want to sit through an IMAX movie (after all I’d been through, do I just want to get sick from a stupid movie? I don’t think so), and my sister-in-law didn’t really want to see it, either, we just paid for the kids to go. Then we walked down and did some window shopping, ending up in the Barnes and Noble reading to pass the 45 minutes.

Although it wasn’t a total disaster of an evening, I still feel as if I let everyone down. I promised them a cool movie premier, and couldn’t deliver. I dragged them all the way downtown in the 100 degree heat just to sit for two hours in the lobby of a crowded theater. How much fun is that?

Be our Guest. Be our Guest. Put our service to the test.

Sunday we will have house guests until about the end of the month. Hooray and fun! I thought it was going to be today (Saturday), but I just found out they aren’t coming until tomorrow. Which is fine, because the house isn’t quite clean yet, even though we’ve been working for what seems like forever to get things cleaned up and ready for guests. We’ve transformed Megan’s room to a nice Megan/guest room. On Wednesday we painted. On Thursday we put things back together

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and today we (meaning Ryan) did all the handyman stuff,

like hanging the curtain rods, the art on the walls, and a little hook thing for hats. We even put a mirror in there, and I made a little seed catching skirt for the parakeets.


It looks much better in person, of course, but I’m very happy with how it turned out. Not to be leaving the other kids out, we hung the stuffed animal “towers” up in everyone’s rooms, hung a mirror and shelf in the girls’ room, and put up some new curtains. Yes, we’ve been busy, but not busy enough, according to the kids. They just want to know “when are you going to paint MY room?!” but that will have to wait until after the guests all leave.

I’m sure it will be a fun week with my sister in law and kids here. And after that, Robin and kids are coming!

So, now all we need are the guests!

Apparantly this blog is not for kids

Online Dating

The reason? Because I used the word “death”. Hmm. I would have thought it was because I complain about my kids occasionally. Well, in that case, I’ll feel free to complain about them even more, and use words like “crap” and “Oh my heck!” and “death” all I want.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and put the little monsters to bed.

Just for fun, try this

I’ve got an idea! When it’s over 100 degrees and your poor kids can’t go outside to play, why don’t you have all the carpets cleaned, so that all the kids (and you) are confined to all the non carpeted areas of the house. And let’s clutter up those non carpeted areas with coffee tables and chairs and plants and everything that can be moved out of the carpeted areas so that you can’t even walk on the wood floor. And then lets see if Mommy’s head really does explode!

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And for contest news, thanks to all who played along with Superpaige’s first contest.  I’ll have to do that again real soon!  And the winners are…..drumroll…….

Tess wins the Rocky on DVD, Lisa wins the scrapbook puzzle pieces, and Janice wins the spatulas.  Congratulations!  If the winners are not able to fulfill their responsibilities as contest winners, a substitute will be chosen in their stead.  Thank you.

We sure know how to celebrate around here

Shall I lavish you with tales of our annual kid’s bike parade or just show you the pictures. Ok, we’ll cut to the chase and say it was fun, and here are the pictures to prove it.

There were lots of kids on lots of bikes and other wheeled vehicles.

Then all the kids dumped their bikes by our house, and we served up some ice cream.

There were even rides in a pony drawn carriage cart.

So, enjoy your 4th of July where ever you are.  Happy Independence day!

It’s a contest!

By now, anyone who’s read this blog for more than a day or two should know that I love contests. No, Really? REALLY. When a friend and I were at a re-grand opening of our local Roberts, store, they had a little “musical chairs” type game. Every 15 minutes or so, they’d tell everyone to stand by a number in the store, then they would call out 3 or 4 numbers, and if you were standing by that number, you would win a prize! The girl who was doing the announcing on the PA was having fun, I’m sure. Because really, next to winning things, giving things away is almost as fun. “I should do that job.” I told my friend. “You mean the announcer?” she asked, “then you couldn’t win anything.” Which is true. I would rather be winning.

This got me to thinking. There are a lot of blog contests out there, with several give-aways that I have seen (and many that I have entered). I’ve actually won a blog contest drawing, and it was very cool to receive a present in the mail from someone that I don’t even know.

So now it’s my turn to give something away. To you, the readers.

What are the prizes? you ask.

1-Rocky on DVD. New in the package. Even though Ryan has NEVER seen Rocky (can you believe there’s a guy alive who has never seen Rocky? Or Rocky II or III or any of them!?), we’ll probably never watch this movie. But maybe you will.

2-A cute pink puzzle letter set from Li’l Trinkets and Treasures. It was in a little scrapbook kit thing, and since I really don’t scrapbook, I can’t think of a great use for this, but maybe you will.

3-My favorite Ikea spatula set.

Yes, it’s a random grouping of things, I know. And no, they aren’t super great or expensive prizes. But this is my first blog give-away, so maybe I’ll get better at this in time, who knows. Or maybe nobody will even enter and it will be a flop. We’ll see.

So, just leave a comment and let me know you’d like to be entered into the drawing. If you advertise for me on your own blog and link back to this post (increase readership, you know!), you’ll be entered twice. On Thursday, we’ll have our high energy drawing, and I’ll contact you if you win! It couldn’t be easier. You don’t even have to be caller 10.

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