My kids have all learned how to use Rhapsody. It’s a music subscription thing where you can basically hear anything you want to listen to. You can search by genre or by artist or even by song (if you know what you are doing). Today they decided it was Osmond day, and when I walked into the kitchen I heard “One bad apple”, “Down by the lazy river”, and this song:

I really have done nothing to encourage this, except take them all to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir concert with the Osmonds as the special guests. Well, and they do know of my deep and abiding love for Donny.

At least they weren’t doing the dance moves, but I wouldn’t put that past them.