What do skinny people think about?

Ok. Everyone I know is always saying they need to lose weight. If I know you, and you don’t say that, well..I’m sorry, I guess it’s my mistake.

But, my question is–what do skinny people think about? I mean, all day I think about what I should not be eating, or how I should be on the treadmill right now. I’m mad at myself if I gain a pound, I’m happy with myself if I lose a pound (or half, or even .2), and I’m always planning how things will be when I lose weight. It consumes my day. What do skinny people think about? They must have so much more space in their brain for deep thoughts, since they aren’t constantly thinking about food, or their weight.

So, if you know some skinny people, ask them. I’d like to know.

I think we should expect much more out of our skinny friends. They have all the more time to think about things, they should be accomplishing much more than their chubby counterparts. Like…Einstein. I’ll bet he was skinny. Mozart? skinny, right? Handel? I don’t think he was skinny. Joseph Smith was skinny. Steve Jobs? Is he skinny? Mother Teresa was very skinny? Ghandi? Well, that one’s a given.

Just another reason we all want to be skinny!