The Trials of a Busy Mom

What the heck?

For you knitters out there, take note, and please don’t knit your kids anything like this, the comments about it were “a toilet rug with ribbon”, and I have to agree.

My friend, Robin asked me to come up with some kind of poem for the Relief Society Birthday party for her, and being the good friend that I am, I did. Mind you, it’s not my best work, just off the top of my head, but until I come up with something better, I’ll share it with you.

Sing this to the tune of “close to you” by the Carpenters (you know it, just think it through a little bit):

Why do casseroles suddenly apear
Every time we are near?

Just like me
They want to be
In Relief Society

Why does service happen every day
Even though we get no pay?

Just like me
They want to be
In Relief Society

On the day that it was formed the angels got together
And told Joseph Smith exactly what to do
So he organized the sisters and told them charity never faileth
Do be do

That is why
All the sisters now
Have sweet spirits
And are worth 8 cows

Just like me
They want to be
In Relief Society

Wha-ooh-ooh- ooh ooh
Relief Society

What-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Relief Society

3 Comments

  1. Mich

    Didn’t you once post a link to a very funny knitting site? What was it, do you remember?

  2. Mich

    PS If your ward doesn’t ask you to write a roadshow, the church isn’t true. 🙂

  3. Ryan

    Mich,

    I believe the knitting site was http://youknitwhat.blogspot.com/

    Ryan

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