Mom-What’s that, John?
John-My Komagachi. (It’s really a little calculator/organizer thing Cole bought at Disneyland)
Mom-Oh, a Tomagochi.
Mom-Is that Cole’s?
John-No, it’s mine.
Mom-Where did you get it?
John-From Cole’s room.
Mom-Then it must be Cole’s.
John-No, it’s mine.

This could go on all day, so I’ll just quit. What Cole doesn’t know won’t hurt him, I guess.