The Trials of a Busy Mom

What, is there an alarm somewhere that sounds when Mommy is using the bathroom?

It never fails. As soon as I go in the bathroom and start….well, using the bathroom, one or more of my children immediately decides that they need me. John could be playing happily by himself for hours, but once I go upstairs to use the bathroom or do my hair or makeup, he pops in. “Hi, Mom! I was yooking for you!” he says happily.

Today while I did my hair and makeup, he amused himself by taking out all the tampons from the drawer. He lined them up on the edge of the tub, and said, “I’m making a treasure map!” Well, when some of his treasure map fell into the tup (empty, thank goodness), I tried to persuade him to go and play with something else. But he was not interested in playing with something else and said, “I need to get the candy!” So, he climbed into the tub to get the “candy” tampons. Then he put them all back in the box, but then took the box with him. I was trying not to make a big deal over it, so I didn’t say, “No, those are Mommy’s special tampons, put them back in the box and don’t ever touch them again!” I did say that those things belonged in the bathroom, and went to go find them. I found them all lined up nicely in the box in his room.

Someday maybe I’ll tell him this story, when he’s about 17 and really embarrass him. He wouldn’t believe me, though.

3 Comments

  1. Thoroughly Mormon Millie

    I’m still trying to figure out how I’m going to explain that girls get their monthly periods to my boys – if I ever do. I hope you got a picture of the nicely-lined-up tampons in his room. 😉

  2. Janice from Book Club

    Ok Paige. I have just discovered that we are connected through the blog world. A great friend from high school known on her blog as Gabriela gets comments from Thoroughly Mormon Millie regularly and I just noticed that she commented on this blog. I went to Thoroughly Mormon Millie’s blog and noticed Gabriela commenting on hers. While I don’t know her, I know you and Gabriela and I know her by her comments and I loved her recently “Pro Heterosextual marriage blog.” What a weird computer world we live in.

  3. Gekoman

    This is handy like me

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