If you spin a 3 year old on a tire swing, chances are he’ll throw up.

And if he has a bath at 4:30 in the afternoon, after a long day of playing, most likely he’ll fall asleep watching tv before dinner.

And if he sleeps from 5 in the afternoon all through the night, he’ll be up very early.

And he’ll want breakfast. And after the Mom gets him his breakfast, chances are she’ll go back to bed.