1-And it came to pass that there was much laundry. For after the seventh day, the laundry piled up higher and higher until the people could not find any clean socks.Ã‚Â So, there commenced much washing of the laundry.Ã‚Â And the washing of many socks. Therefore, it must needs be that there is much folding and sorting.
2-And it came to pass that after much laundry was washed, there was a basket; and insomuch as the basket was full of socks, there must needs be much folding of socks.Ã‚Â And two shall be the number of socks that go together.Ã‚Â Not three or one or four.Ã‚Â Two. No more, no less.Ã‚Â And each child now hath many many socks in their baskets.Ã‚Â Socks that must be putteth away into the drawers. Now all the people haveth many pairs or socks.
3-And a warning will be given unto the people.Ã‚Â If there beeth any complaining that they cannot findeth their socks, the great washer of the laundry will be very angry, and will smite them with a curse.Ã‚Â And such curse will be that they will have to do their own washing, until such day when the great washer of laundry is no longer angry with them.
4-So let it be written, so let it be done.