Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray…
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries…
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball…
And here’s one for all you “Twilight” fans out there….
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck…
I hope you (and your kids) have a wonderful holiday!
Good stuff! Happy Halloween!
I’m totally stealing these adorable jokes and taking them into the kids halloween party today – thanks!!!! I’ll be the funny, clever mom (smile).